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mind reading
November 12, 2008, 1:44 am
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If a baby starts to cry several hours after drinking his last bottle, his mother knows precisely what he’s feeling: He’s hungry. But suppose a woman’s eyes brim with tears while she watches a DVD. Her husband sinks into the couch: What is she so upset about? She might tell him directly: “This movie is so tragic. It’s all about a doomed romance.” That may be true. But she could be thinking about how the story reminds her of her own marital troubles. Maybe she’s feeling hurt because she thinks her husband should realize what’s bothering her and acknowledge it. Or maybe she isn’t even aware that her real-world concerns are intensifying her reaction to the fictional couple.

Quickly and unknowingly, he scours his mental files—on his wife’s relationship history, on her reaction to the fight they had that morning, on the way she typically reacts to similar movies. He notes the particular quiver to her voice, observes the way she’s curled up on the couch, watches the expressions flickering across her face. He takes in information from all of these channels, filters it through his own wishes and biases… until finally it hits him: She knows about his mistress!

Every day, whether we’re pushing for a raise, wrestling with the kids over homework, or judging whether a friend really likes our latest redecorating spree, we’re reading each other’s minds. Drawing on our observations, our databank of memories, our powers of reason, and our wellsprings of emotion, we constantly make educated guesses about what another person is thinking and feeling. Throughout the most heated argument or the most lighthearted chat, we’re intently collecting clues to what’s on the other person’s mind at the moment. “It’s a perceptual ability I call mindsight,” says Daniel Siegel, UCLA psychiatrist and author of The Mindful Brain. “It allows your brain to create a map of another person’s internal state.”

Mind reading of this sort—not to be confused with the infallible superhero kind of telepathy—is a critical human skill. It’s the way we make sense of other people’s behavior and decide on our own next moves. Mind reading enables us to negotiate, compete, cooperate, and achieve emotional closeness with others. It lets us figure out when we’re being manipulated or seduced. It’s how we know when someone finds our jokes hilarious or is humoring us out of politeness. Mind-reading ability is perhaps the most urgent element of social intelligence.

Do it poorly and the consequences are serious: It can lead to conflict born of misunderstanding. It can make us feel lonely within a relationship. It can even incite violence: Abusive husbands typically—and inaccurately—attribute critical thoughts to their wives; that’s why they lash out. Difficulty divining others’ thoughts and feelings—”mindblindness”— characterizes autism and is what makes the condition so socially debilitating.

Decades of research on mind reading (or, as psychologists call it, empathic accuracy) now reveal how it works, who’s especially good at it, and how we can improve our ability to divine others’ thoughts—even when our conversation partners may not know their own minds. The thoughts and feelings of others, including those closest to us, are far from transparent; that makes mind reading the only way to know someone beyond the mere surface. It’s the only way to achieve true intimacy. And the only way to love someone for who he or she really is.

Take for example this picture of mind reading.

Yan ang Mind Reading..

Yan ang Mind Reading..



i confess
October 24, 2008, 1:32 am
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Sa dinami dami ng mga nababalitaang bad news na balita ngayun,, nakow,, wala akong pakialam. Bakit?? Pag-iisipin ko ba naman ang utak ko sa mga ganung bagay?? Hmmm… Hindi noh!!! Anu sila siniswerte?? Parang lotto??

Yung election sa tate ngayun,, yung sa middle east,, sa Pilipinas,, sa gas,, sa pamasahe,, sa pagkain,, sa gamot,, sa pag-aaral,, sa sahod,, hay!!!. Oh,, sige nga,, isipin mo yan ng sabay sabay,, as in all in one package in your mind ha,, tingnan lang natin kung hindi ka ideretso ng Mandaluyong,, wahahahaha!!! Ang hirap kasing isipin eh.

Kaya ako,, di ko na iniintindi yung mga ganyang bagay. Hindi naman sa wala akong pakialam ano,, syempre meron din. Tulad na lang sa movie ng Harry Potter,, na i-pi-premiere ngayun November,, hehehe!!! may pakialam ako dun. Walang pakialamanan!!! Kanya-kanyang kagustuhan yan.

Harry Potter Addict - isa ako dun

Harry Potter Addict - isa ako dun

Heheheh!!! Eh sa ganun ako eh. Actually lahat ng sequel ng Harry Potter apanood ko na. Pero di ako nangongolekta ng libro nito ha. Ang maaaahhhaalll eh. Sayang yung P800 bawat isang libro,, samantalang yung DVD ng bawat pelikula eh P50 lang,, all in na sa isang DVD lang. Ooooppsss,,, panu nangyari yun?? Pirated kasi eh. Heheheh!!! Eh sa yun lang ang afford ko eh. Bakit ba.



sequence stories
October 18, 2008, 5:07 am
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Fox & Sheep

Fox & Sheep

Dog & Dinosaur Relics
Dog & Dinosaur Relics
Lion & a Puppy

Lion & a Puppy

Pigeon Wedding

Pigeon Wedding

Pirannha

Pirannha



grade 1
October 18, 2008, 2:15 am
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As I remember,, nung bata pa ako (hanggang ngayun pa naman eh),, active na active ako nun sa school,, kailanagan eh,, kasi kung hindi ako nakapag uwi ng quiz paper na walang star,, ang ulam ko,, gulay! Sino ba naman ang may gusto ng puro gulay na lang ang ulam noh?? At take note, wala pa akong baon,, sows!! Masyadong strict ang parents ko pagdating sa pag-aaral nun,, kaya eto ako ngayun,, pablog-blog na lang. Hehehe!!!

Aktwali,, marami naman akong awards na nakukuha nun eh,, ikaw ba naman ang active na active,, oh sa magandang salita ay,, atat na atat na makakuha ng STAR eh,, syempre,, pinadudugo ko ang boung utak ko at pinapuputok ko ang lahat ng ugat ko mula ulo hanggang paa para lang hindi makakuha ng MOON este zero pala. Sampol nga mga awads ko..

Most Punctual

Most Punctual

Most Active

Most Active

Most Concern Student

Most Concern Student

Oh di ba?? sino ba naman ang hindi magkakarun ng award nyan?? Wow!!!!



facial expressions
October 17, 2008, 6:08 am
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Everyday,, habang naglalakad tayo sa daan,, sa highway,, sa lobby,, sa coridor,, sa buwan,, sa dagat,, at kung saan saan pang nilalakaran natin,, marami tayung nakakasalubong na mga nilalang na kung saan saan ang pinaggalingang planeta,, heheheh!!!

Agad nating pinapansin ang mga facial expressions nila,, hmmm… Bakit kaya?? Kasi nakakatuwa nga namang pagmasdan at laitin ang ibat ibang expressions sa mukha ng ibang tao,,heheheh!!!

Funny Facial Expressions

Funny Facial Expressions

 

Yan ang sinasabi kong mga facial expressions na nae-encounter natin sa araw araw. Hehehehe!!! Wahahaha!!!! Paano nga kaya kung ganyan ang mga makasalubong mo ano?? Hehehe!!!

Matapobre,, Nagmamaganda

Matapobre,, Nagmamaganda

 

Oh,, panu ba yan. Kaya advice ko lang ha,, bago lumabas ng bahay at rumampa pumunta kung saan saan man ang destnasyon natin,, wag na wag kalimutang basagin humarap sa salamin.



law-law
October 16, 2008, 8:05 am
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Rendition ni Bayani Agbayani ng Tagalog version ng Low. Natatawa ako pag naririnig ko ang mga corny na mga version tulad ng mga to. At kapag sinuwerte pa eh,, nakakasungkit pa ng Platinum Award,, nakow,, Pinoy nga naman oh.

Ito naman ang rendition ko ng lawlaw,, hay,, ewan ko din kung walang matawa dito.

Ten Years Of Progression

Ten Years Of Progression

Oh,, di ba?? Yan ang totoong lawlaw!!!



an ass!!!
October 16, 2008, 2:41 am
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Wala akong maisip na explanation dito sa post ko,, kasi naexplain na nilang lahat. Sinong sila?? Hehehee!!! Read!!!…

Poor Sperm
Poor Sperm
Kawawa naman sila ‘noh?? Hehehehe!!!
Poor Sperm 2